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Meet Gus :-)

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I'm sure there are more interesting things dragged home, but this one poses a dilemma. Does the wife get the horn to represent the horned god on her altar, or does the husband get the horn to stick in his lathe and make stuff out of?

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Background Noise: Bones, Season 1, The Man in the Morgue

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I can't believe I did this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bMQuHzHngU
My first YouTube video.

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Color test:
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Background Noise: Bones, Season 1, The Man in the Morgue

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I just have to howl with laughter when someone on one of my forums discovers articles on the Landover Baptist Church site or The Onion and presents them as a fact to get in an uproar over. Granted, parodies aren't always funny, but it's hardly worth protesting loudly.

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I have my new wedding ring! I was completely lost and bereft without it... like I’d lost a piece of myself. I surprised myself with how much the symbolism and having it meant to me. (This was probably the worst possible fabric I could have picked to take a photo of it.)

I had lost it when I lost my 160 pounds. It just flew off one day and was never seen again. It had no stones, but is a fairly hefty medieval-style white and yellow gold ring, and with soaring precious metal prices, it was no small object to replace.

My dogs are ditzes. (Or maybe I’m the ditz). I don’t smoke in the house, but have a porch outside our bedroom where I have a little “smoking area” set up. As a general rule, Shelby goes with me when I go to smoke, but then Tyler decided she needed to go too, and now I have the entire pack go with me when I smoke. I noticed this last time that everyone opted to stay in the bedroom rather than go outside where it’s HOT, and I come back inside and all three of the pups were curled up on the bed. Obviously it’s not so “special” to go outside and smoke with mom if everyone gets to do it. (It’s not hot today actually, it’s only 80.) I’m going to go back to one dog.

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Background Noise: Movie: SWII: Attack of the Clones

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Well, we’ve joined the multitudes of sheeple with cable. We’re a statistic. At our last house, we had three channels. Evidently, we don’t even get those three channels here. So, I’ve ordered cable at the request of the husband.

Our sports have been ridiculous, with ABC and NBC (CBS? We only got two of the three) contracting to get only certain games... and so our coverage of Denver’s games is spotty at best. Sometimes we’ll get New England or Texas before we’ll get Denver— even big games like the Playoffs. This means Larry’s mom won’t be recording games for us anymore. I think it kind of gave her a purpose, and was something they could bond over. Well, now I guess they’ll have to stick to discussing the games in excruciating detail.

On the plus side, I’ll be able to watch the Dog Whisperer, and Dave Ramsey has a new TV program on the Fox Business Channel. I may start watching some television after all.

It doesn’t look like we get the Smithsonian Channel though. That kinda sucks. 200+ channels and still no Smithsonian!?

On the “WTF” front, I realized today that the big freezer has been off since Tuesday. Ice Cream, and about $300 in meat is quite probably ruined. I’m debating on throwing all the meat in one big pot, making broth and shredded beef for all occasions. I don’t know. Hopefully the good folks on the Friendly-Freezer group will be able to tell me if any of it’s salvageable.

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Background Noise: Angel, Season 5, Your Welcome

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And, with as wonderful as dinner is going, I may as well share the beginning of the day. We’re taking care of our vet’s animals. I was sound asleep, but Husband arrived there early, and every smoke alarm was going off.

Well, okay, that sucks, but we’re worried that some may be CO2 alarms, and set off the envtire collection. (We can’t put smoke detectors in here... woodstove sets them off nightly.) (And we’ve no need for a CO2 alarm because the woodstove and a swamp cooler are IT.

I called a friend at the fire department, and CO2 detectors are evidently low, not up in the hugely vaulted ceiling. And as for smoke alarms, a swift drop in temperature can set them off as well as any kind of electricity surge. And frankly, we’ve had high gusting winds for several days. So we go back over with an extension ladder for the front room detector, and started undoing smoke detectors (to the count of SEVEN)

Larry thought there were 4. And then he discussed with Wil the 4 detectors. He dismantled 3. He came home and got our extension ladder, and I went back with him to remove the 4th. I walked in and said there was definitely more than 1 smoke detector going off. Nope, I'm a retard.

Husbands don’t listen to the female until they remove the alarm from the vaulted ceiling and there is still screeching.

Anyway, it ended up that he took down 5 alarms, and the master bedroom alarm was the culprit —dead battery. Battery died which set off all the alarms. That’s farking scary.

At our own house, we had to disconnect our smoke detectors as soon as we moved in... the first day we ran the woodstove. We can’t even cook bacon with the smoke detector on, so they are all gone here. There were farking 9 alarms at our vet’s house, and everyone thought there were only 4.

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Background Noise: Angel, Season 4, The House Always Wins

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1 (8 oz.) can tomato sauce
2/3 c. apple juice or cider
2/3 c. honey
1/4 c. cider vinegar
1 tbsp. soy sauce
2 or 3 cloves garlic, chop and sauté
2 tbsp. chopped onion, chop and sauté
1 tsp. celery seed
1 tsp. Worcestershire sauce
Salt and pepper
Dash of liquid Tabasco sauce

Rub ground ginger over both sides of slab of spare ribs before cutting apart. Cut apart, put in large pan. Bake at 300 to 325 degrees for 2 hours.

Meanwhile, combine all ingredients above and simmer awhile. After baking for 2 hours, pour all the simmered ingredients over ribs. Cover with foil. Bake 40 minutes covered. Remove foil. Then bake 30 minutes uncovered.

(Don't use a pan with a handle in the oven unless you're used to it. I fried my hand FOUR times in the making of this.)

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Background Noise: Angel, Season 4, The House Always Wins

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So I go out to feed the lovebirds and what do I see? A domestic black & white rat helping itself to the hole the giant rattlesnakes magically appear out of every summer. Actually, this last year we didn't see a single rattlesnake. That's good, because I killed 4 the year before that and I really hate having to do that.

I got this great compliment from one of my customers on my tarot bags today: "I can't tell you how greatly these bags exceeded my expectations. You do wonderful work." My husband tells me that, but it's not the same thing coming from him.

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Background Noise: Angel, Season 5, Just Rewards

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This one was from Google Earth. I've never played around with that one before. This is a more current shot than the last one... I can tell because the subdivision my mother lives in is developed in Google Earth. The "new" people across the street, however, have not moved in yet as of this, so it's at least a few years old.

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Background Noise: None - Lest I break my concentration

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Of all the things I thought I would ever be saying, that's not one of them. My bra was first captured, and I figured I could replace the mangled part however Bear beat me to it, and now I can't even find a full half of my bra, and from the remainder that I have in hand, there's no point in even looking for it. (And these bras were farking EXPENSIVE.)

What is it the dogs have for my underwear? (nevermind, I don't want to know.)

We may well be screwed on the new truck. We put our last $800 on it, and now have NO idea when the big check is going to come. We have 10 (or so) days to pay the remainder of the vehicle off. TWO checks should have been here by now, and neither have. I'd blame it on the post office, but frankly, they're to be direct deposited into our bank account -so it isn't the PO's fault this time.

We have one day's worth of firewood, and it is snowing. A cord of wood is probably $200-$250 at the cheapest which is $180-$230 more than we have. We are Broke with a capital B.

I may as well complain that PayPal won't give me one of their debit cards (although from what I understand they work only iffily anyhow.) Why? I'm a long-time customer in good standing, but I do not have a physical address that my bills and stuff come to. Why? Because we live here (click for full size):

Trust me, the mail lady does not bother to come out here.

That IS the driveway that runs down to meet the main dirt road that goes for a mile before hitting pavement.

And the point of complaining about that is that it takes DAYS to get cash from my PayPal account. I gotta transfer it to the bank, then wait for that before I can retrieve it.

Once, a mail truck ran over my husband while he was on his bicycle, and then the fuckers sent us a bill for damaging the mail truck. Husband had to go to DMV to buy the entire Vehicle Code, wrote a fat letter explaining that the mail truck was at fault, and for some odd reason they never pursued the bill. Anyone who tries to bill you for something like that isn't going to give you a break anywhere (except maybe literally... and then you can expect a bill.)

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Background Noise: buffy, Season 4, Where the Wild Things Are

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Oh great... my husband has created an obsessed monster by bringing home Season 1 of Angel. Mind you, I never saw any of these while they were on TV, nor did I ever see Buffy --We've never had cable.

This is probably cheaper than paying months after months of cable --and there are no commercials.

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Background Noise: Angel, Season 1, RM W/A VU

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Somehow, luckily, I have ended up with a VERY cool domain name. I'm not announcing it yet until the transition is finished, however. No sense in jinxing it.

Within the next week or so I should be launching my new website. In addition to jewelry, I've spent some time sewing tarot bags, and am finding it fun and peaceful! Besides that, I've got quite a collection of tarot decks going, so it's nice to have bags for all of them. I'll be doing some beading, and also dug out the gazillion year old crochet edging books I got from my grandmother. I really love to crochet, but don't get much chance to do it. When I think of crochet, I think of those godawful granny square ponchos we all had back in our pre-teens. Luckily, I'm not stuck to granny squares.

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This might carry more weight if they had spelled congratulations correctly!

What Type of Lunatic are You?


'Complete Psycho'
Take this quiz!

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Background Noise: Buffy, Season 3, Killed by Death

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What in the world happened to Olivia? She was there in Season 4, and then disappeared off the face of the earth with no explanation whatsoever. Kinda like Cordelia. (I've never seen even one episode of Angel)

I bought a new tarot deck --the Viking deck by Lo Scarabeo. The artwork is awesome, however I was really disappointed that they didn't put the god and goddess' names on the majors. So, I did it myself:


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Background Noise: Buffy, Season 4

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It's been over a year since I posted. One year and thirteen days that is.

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Background Noise: Buffy Season 6 - Bargaining 1 & 2

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I can’t believe some of the gazillion-page threads on Spike vs. Angel. I’m a Spike fan --which is the obvious sane choice. And as to the question that if Spike hadn’t gotten the chip, or his soul back, would he always be evil like Soulless-Angel. The answer is in Season 2 when they resurrected The Judge.

Spike had his humanity then and always did have it, despite the chip, despite the soul, everything. The Judge was fully ready to fry Spike.

Angel was a vicious frothing-at-the-mouth killer without his soul, and the same cannot be said for Spike.

I am curious though. After they restored Angel’s soul, would he have been able to lose it again the same way he did the first time? The one moment’s happiness? Would the curse have been identical to the original?

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I really detest it when I injure myself making up plant or animal names, then when I’m typing along... the MS Word spellchecker doesn’t say it’s wrong. That means the stupid thing exists and I’ll need to come up with something else. I’m so bad with plant and animal names. It doesn’t help that the gazillions of RPGers out there have mostly tapped the ‘creative name’ universe for its offerings and you don’t want to look like a copycat. You also don’t want your alternate universe’s flora and fauna to be a carbon copy of Earth’s, either.

C’mon... only 500 more words and this chapter is complete.

Maybe I need to go finish writing biographies of the members of the Tinordan High Council.

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Beau is an African Grey. He has pink feathers he was supposed to outgrow, but hasn't, and that makes him special. He has no vitamin deficiencies causing the color variation.

Beau was previously owned by an Oakland Raiders FanTM. He didn't talk (I probably wouldn't either... you know how men are in front of a football game), and was all kinds of trouble apparently. Granted, he can go through more wood than a green-winged macaw, but theoretically that's normal (as long as the wood in question isn't your staircase.)

In actuality, he never shuts up. He has a marvelous repertoire of whistles, belches and farts, and the sound of a beer can opening. He talks to the dog, talks to the cat, and anyone who walks by. Today's winner... he hawked up and spat. Obnoxiously. Unfortunately, I laughed, so I've now been listening to the hawking and spitting all morning.

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That in itself is nothing, but they never come down to this elevation. This is the second time in the past few years. I wonder if something is driving them down into the valley?

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My dog doesn’t just want fed, she has to let you know which food she wants at any given moment. She comes, pokes you in the butt, and then trots into the kitchen to proclaim which bag you’re supposed to use. The dog absolutely knows the difference between the Hill’s Prescription Diet bag, and the IAMS chunks bag. (And prefers the Hill’s W/D more often than not.)

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So La Traviata it is.

I SO suck. I laid in bed AWAKE from 9 last night until about 4 this morning not able to sleep. I don't sleep well, so I take a mild sedative (prescribed.) So I'm figuring I really need to make an appointment with the doctor because that would never do. So I get up at 6 this morning (in the mood for opera.)

And my GODDAMN sedative is sitting here on the desk in front of my computer. I never even took the thing.

PFFT.

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BOY AM I CHATTY CATHY TODAY.

This is funny. I adopted a yellow-naped amazon to this woman:

Bird Story )

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Background Noise: Linking Park - Numb

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And no smartass comments about the ‘temperate clime’ here in Cali. I don't want to hear it.

Today’s a day for chili and cornbread, so I’m posting my favorite chili recipe. I don’t bother with canned beans, I just soak a bunch of dried beans the day before.

For all of you complaining about the cost of utilities, try heating an 1800 sq ft, 2-story house with nothing but a woodstove. My complaints aren’t about the cost of utilities, they’re about the thickness of the quilt on my bed, and incessant grumbling about where the hell my jacket is.

Kelly’s almost-famous chili recipe... )
What’s chili without cornbread? )

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You are a Black Coffee

At your best, you are: low maintenance, friendly, and adaptable
At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty
You drink coffee when: you can get your hands on it
Your caffeine addiction level: high

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The Kabalarian name website. What used to be one of the most awesome name resources in the Internet universe is now subscription only. That so sucks, I can’t get over myself. Who the hell wants to spend $15/year to look up some names? How many kids are you going to have anyway? Obviously there are a lot of other resources for creative names, but it’s the point of the matter.

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Some of this stuff shouldn’t surprise me.

You Should Drive a Toyota FJ Cruiser

A true adventurer, you’re always up for trying the latest new thing.
And you need a car that will take you anywhere, because there are no roads where you’re going!

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Background Noise: Nickelback - Animals

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You Are a Tomboy

You’re having too much fun to bother with nail polish and crazy diets.
Guys are instead impressed by how much you know and do!

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Background Noise: Linkin Park - Numb

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GOSH. I feel like me again. If nobody noticed, it doesn't matter, but my username WAS mind_dreamer and I just didn't feel like me. So, here I am... spanking new username.

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Now people will know I'm truly whacked. Did you know Rootwork was a form of Hoodoo? I thought it meant root canals or something. That would've been scary. What I really wanted was the one that draws a little graph chart that compares your interests according to popularity. I guess it's back to Google.


Based on the lj interests lists of those who share my more unusual interests (Interests Processed: well written smut, swordcraft, land cruisers, doomsday fiction, 7-day candles, historic weapons, disaster preparedness, dancing while intoxicated, bubbling creeks, same song on repeat, border collie puppies), the interests suggestion meme thinks I might be interested in:

1. hoodoo score: 6
2. roman gods score: 5
3. ancestors score: 5
4. greek gods score: 5
5. crossroads score: 5
6. oya score: 5
7. norse gods score: 4
8. rootwork score: 4
9. fantasy authors score: 4
10. florida water score: 4
11. battles score: 4
12. conjure score: 4
13. floor washes score: 4
14. jousting score: 4
15. mojo score: 4
16. hot foot score: 4
17. saint candles score: 4
18. fantasy writers score: 4
19. uncrossing score: 4
20. blessing score: 4

Type your username here to find out what interests it suggests for you.
Popularity Ceiling: (Please be patient!)

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If you’re listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you’re a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we’re morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal. ~ Alice Cooper
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